As Mayor of this city, I want to say welcome.  On the left you will see links to our fine establishments.  We hope you enjoy your stay and visit often!

Mayor Ed Funnelhead

PS. what this town really needs is a good fried chicken place.




Here is a little about the places in town:


The Auction House is a great place to buy and sell stuff.  They actually let you auction something off for free in there.
The Classified Ad joint is kind of like those dudes at craigslist if they weren't a bunch of tree hugging hippies.  
The Liquidation Services guys will sell your stuff for you!
Funnelheads Lounge is a growing place for lively discussions.
The new place in town is Genealogy Services.  They will help you find your folks that you never even heard of.

If you just want to tell us something here's your chance: